TSOM22: Werewolves and Watermelons…The First TSOMposium

beersymposiumFor tonight’s episode, a special treat to wet your whistle. We present our first official TSOMposium. If you’re not familiar with a symposium, in Ancient Greece, Plato and his boys would spend all night drinking and listening to poetry. While that’d be cool, we set the bar much lower tonight. As always, we’re pursuing the worst music ever, but tonight, we’re pairing it with the very poorest sampling of beer we could find which, frankly, led to some pretty miserable findings. So, belly up to the bar, pour a cold one, and immerse yourself in some of the worst sounds and suds on earth.



Show notes:

Voices: J. Wyrick, S. Bennett, C. Allred, the Dirty Deacon.

Intro music contains elements of M.Barnacle’s “Erase That” (used with permission), beer snobs , the Fat Boys, Kid Koala, Johnny Adams, Biggie Smalls coughing up something nasty, Larry and Tommy. Arranged by TSOM’s Jeff.

2:10:  Intros
2:37:  Sam pleading the fifth.
3:12:  Correction on name of the episode: TSOMposium.
4:12:  Complete “Hoogie Boogie Land” (Complete, 1998)
7:29: The panel discuss “Hoogie Boogie Land.”
7:37:  The article that started it all.
9:24:  Cray is a little music snob.
10:27:  Jeff pairs Complete with another Texas export, the Shiner Birthday Beer which tastes more like a funeral.
11:09:  Correction: 35 ankles at the time of publication.
13:33:  Tori Amos “Cruel Summer” (Live)
18:50:  The panel discusses “Cruel Summer.”
20:55:  Sam pairs Tori Amos’ “Cruel Summer” with Horny Goat’s Watermelon Wheat beer.
27:21:  Black Lace “Agadoo” (Flair, 1984)
30:18:  The Panel discusses “Agadoo.”
31:25:  Blake pairs “Agadoo” with a Shock Top Raspberry Wheat beer which he describes to be a little pissy.
32:18:  There goes our entire female marketshare.
34:44:  Cray introduces one of two beers for the evening. Simply known as Werewolf.
35:35:  Shouts to Andy Doris and the leg lock with a fart combo fatality.
37:00:  Peter Scott “Be Healed” (C.A.L.M. 2015)
41:00:  The Panel discuss “Be Healed,” reproduction, miracles.
42:38:  Sam gets real.
44:05:  Cray pairs “Be Healed” with another Lithuanian import, Hell on High.
46:01:  Blake raps about venerial diseases.
46:30:  The panel discusses tonight’s Stinky Pinky. Cray wins on a sweep with Peter Scott’s “Be Healed” with promise of possibly devoting an entire episode to the album Conception.
49:12: Outros.


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