For this episode, the TSOM panel prepare for the AFC and NFC Championship games with a critical listen to the 1990-something Deion Sanders record, Prime Time. Long, drivelous, and completely self-indulgent, Prime Time marks a day and age where athletes were making risky and daring moves with their careers off the field and the lure of making music was real. But, so then, was the lack of talent and creative vision. Deion’s foray into music is a paralyzing and mind-numbing listen. We’re joined by the wonderfully talented Clint Carroll to play Monday morning quarterback with one of the more unfortunate athlete-recorded albums in the history of modern music.
Voices: J. Wyrick, S. Bennett, C. Allred, the Dirty Deacon, and recurring guest Clint Carroll from Whitehouse, TX
Intro music contains elements of M.Barnacle’s “Erase That” (used with permission), contains elements from MC Hammer, the Fat Boys, Kid Koala, Johnny Adams, Biggie Smalls coughing up something nasty, Larry and Tommy. Arranged by TSOM’s Jeff.
2:36: Sam’s knowledge of sports is embarrassingly slim.
4:51: Deion Sanders “Prime Time Keeps on Tickin'” (Bust It, 1994)
8:43: The Panel discusses “Prime Time Keeps on Tickin’.”
9:38: Cray drops knowledge. And then questions if there’s a ghost Deion.
10:15: Proof of Deion’s affiliation with this shitty project.
11:05: Sam names a professional quarterback.
12:33: Deion Sanders “Papa San” (Bust It, 1994)
17:01: The Panel discusses “Papa San.”
17:22: The Shaggs episode still leaves us haunted.
17:58: Clint does Deion impersonation.
18:30: Sam names another quarterback. Then admits to accidental racism, easily credited to the presence of Clint who has a history of making accidental racist comments.
20:35: Deion Sanders “Must Be the Money” (Bust It, 1994)
24:00: The Panel discusses “Must Be the Money.”
24:11: Further proof of Deion’s affiliation with this project:
26:36: Cray pushes Deion on poor lyrical choices proving he’s a very stingy rap lyric critic.
28:03: Deion Sanders “Heidy Heidy Hey” (Bust It, 1994)
31:15: The Panel discusses “Heidy Heidy Hey.”
33:02: Blake hands out honorary awards like he freaking owns the place.
34:14: Clint knows how tightly we edit this show.
35:00: Deion Sanders “Something About That Woman” (Bust It, 1994)
39:22: The Panel discusses “Something About That Woman.”
40:09: Strong dating advice from the Dirty Deacon.
41:25: The Panel discusses its selection for tonight’s Stinky Pinky, in a 3-1-1 vote, “Papa San” takes it.
43:07: Clint makes a Bill Cosby rape joke.
44:18: The Panel plays Author, Actor, or Athlete with Sam wining out of process of elimination after Cray and Clint fail to get it correct with their two picks. Technically, everyone was correct.